We've had a lot of fun together with your cute names and crazy mix-in's. Unfortunately, I never felt like I was getting enough. Before you, I'd never bought just a pint of ice cream yet you cost as much as the larger sizes. Still, you were just too good to say "no" to. Until now.
I've met someone new. It was just last night, but I'm pretty sure I've found what was missing. I'm reminded of the rich, creamy ice cream I once had at a dairy. And even better, the container is half a gallon (twice as much!).
They don't have cute names for themselves and the brand name is kind of weird: Tillamook (Where did that come from?). But I'm sorry to say that I think this is the kind of love that will last forever.