Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Don't be this guy

Paul Dearinger was recently convicted and is going to jail.  Imagine the conversation between and his fellow inmates.
"Frank, what did you do to get in here?" - "I stole a car"
"Steve, what did you do?" - "I robbed a liquor store"
"Mike, what did you do?" - "I stabbed a guy"
"Paul, what did you do?"  - "I beat a puppy to death"

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